Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Gossip 8: Heng Hwa lang

u must curios y dis gossip is going to talk abt the "heng hwa" ppl rite?
actuali the story is like dis....
during one of our MUET (masa untuk engkau tidur) lesson.. the teacher suddenly talk about the sch history... in the past,kch town no. 2 is smk stampin(if im not mistaken)..
the sch is full of gengster n r divided into 3 groups which are the heng hwa (most aggresive, even teachers n headmaster oso dun dare interupt), the malays & the bumi (most weak, owes get bully).
the sch at tat time is even more worst than wad ever happen at kch town no.1
the teacher may hav to risk tat their vehicles tyres may 'disappear' at any time... the car get scratch.... o even get punch by students at any time.. and the headmaster is like Bong jin XX (*u know who im say la...) just squeeze in the principal room n dun dare out... the interesting part is here... as most of the heng hwa ppl in the sch usually work part time job, so they owes slp in the class... and tats the same as yew seng who oso owes slp in the class n pretend tat he is not when get caught by us... for ur further info,yew seng is oso a heng hwa. from tat time onwards, kenneth known him as our 老大 beside as a god. he got many style tat we never discover b4.
1 of his secret technique is throw his bottle towards a gal n pretend to pick it up in front of her just 2 'bio' her.. o he will suddenly lay down n tie his shoes (although is tie properly).. once while we r doing the bio exp (the bugs preservation), he purposely go near the bushes tat r in front of the female toilet,when the babi come out saw him then they yell!!! (=.=) swt..... (duno wad is in the mind of him) besides tat,his walking style... waseh! rili ' ke leng ke si'... slide here slide there... for e.g while walking down the staircase, normal ppl used to walk to turn the body around,but he turn by sliding himself just like the ballet player... due to all dis weird attitude,he rili fulfill the requirement to become our 'big boss' in the sch. this heng hua ppl rili full of mystery...
for further mystery that hav been discovered abt dis heng hwa lang will be proposed in this blog in the future.. tats all.. (lazy to write liao)

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