Alcohol year

this year try out some kind of alcohol tat i never try b4 . some of them taste rili nice but some is rili unavailable 4 teens....
this is the bacardi limon tat taste some kind of spicy n i dun rili like (vodka & chivas is better =p)

this is the alcohol tat i like the most cos it is sweet. it is mix from the milk(white colour) n coffee chocolate(black colour) with 15% of alcohol. is rili nice!!! taste it when u hav a chance as im here highly recommended to all of u.

Gossip 6: is HE or 'she'??

here is the new topic 4 form 6 student to discuss n is suggest to be discuss....
i hereby declare tat michelle wong is no more a female n 'her'(or can be describe as HIS) secret has been broke.... (*hehe!!!)
Nowaday we jus discover tat michelle wong is not a female but is a male instead (OMG... how can him keep dis for so long without being discovered by all of us??) he is pro... (*hehe!!)
his real name is micheal wong... the reason of dis is still under investigation... wondering why he wan to act as a female for so long... hmmm..... nowadays people heart is rili hard to predict.
this secret has been break when we r in the same group of MUET..
my group member was paulinus,kenneth,me n micheal....
according to prof kenneth lim,she tends to be like tat is becos of unbalanced diet. in the past,she may be a female... but now due to the unbalanced diet,she ate a lot of foods tat produce the male hormones, so she has turned to be a male?! (*wao!! the 1st person who can change sex by just eating,'he' can go take the nobel prize ord) the prove tat shown by prof kenneth is tat she has shown out all the physical characteristic of male instead of the female wan... (wooooo......!)
and now tat me n prof kenneth wandering tat when will the 2 eggs born the only huge egg there hatch to be the big 'BIRDIE'..... hmmm.....
everytin abt 'him' is still a mystery n under investigation by prof kenneth n prof paulinus.....
for further news... pls wait patiently for the furthest report..
authorised by,
reporter CHIA

Gossip 5: The gossip returns...

as the sch reopen,of cos got news to gossip agn liao lo!! (*hahaha!!!)
today at sch we lean abt biology (circulation of heart).... chun ping,yew seng n paulinus r in 1 group to draw the heart... then ,kenneth go join them n talk nonsense instead of helping his group (kenneth is 1 group wif me n michelle wong).. we r asked to do presentation...
after i done my part, i oso go kepo kepo wif them.. (as we r the onli 5 boys in the class)
when i reeach them,i heard they r talking about wher the heart located.. paulinus say the heart in located at the breast... then av1 put their hand on the breast (of cos is not there but near there)
then i try to ask who duno wher the breast located,i will try to show them by using my hand (*hehe... u know wad i mean la!!) XD
after laughing,then kenneth state tat yew seng is diff n is located at his ass.. (*if u all still remember tat we say yew seng is our god) this giv me a image of yew seng while he is sitting... [up n down ,up n down]... (*u get wad i mean la..) then how abt now le??(at tat time yew seng was sitting calmly on the chair wifout up n down) kenneth say god can stop his heart from continuous pumping... tat means his heart doesnt move at all. zzzz.....
talk til here,kenneth ask yew seng of keep going to toilet 4 wad le,sure he has a diff urine than us... he say he has blood as his urine... tat make kenneth think of the menstruation of female... but yew seng is diff... come everyday jus like urine （人家是月经，他是天经，因为他每天在家念太多经） as u know,he is god, sure read a lot of bible...
until here,we r stop by teacher cos we make too loud noise and asked to present liao...
no pic taken.... next time post up funny pic ig i can catch any.....