gossip 9: im back agn....

1st of all, i would like to say sorry after disappearing 4 such a long time.... now,im back agn to tell u all wads going on in my f.6 life...
here is another gossip tat jus happen yesterday,tat is 14 august... just as usual kenneth is owes disturbing chun ping,yew seng n daisy at the back of the class.... i din hear wad they r bluffing abt at the front part n first time, but wad get my attention is when daisy split out an amazing words... tat is 'kenneth,你不要再一厢情愿了。' (oh my god!!! i thk u can imagine wad is the cond 4 dis word come out). For the moment,we all laugh, thats include our teacher... (haha!!)
hmmm,as u all knw, kenneth like to suan daisy in the class n pplay wif her... av of his talk sure relate to daisy... but do u ever thk,wads the point... is he like her o wad?? hmm.... further investigation will be going on....
the next issue is abt daisy now.... few weeks b4,michelle wong found tat the status of daisy in facebook has change from single to 'IN A RELATION' by the moment mic wong told me, i straight go ask daisy... she show me an embarrased face wif no deny to my qns. (hehehe......) now we all got it. but of cos is not kenneth la. hahaha!! further details is still unavailable cos she din tel anythg to her fren o any1 else... so we just temporary named the guy as "matang仔" as daisy stay at matang.
erm, tats 2 r the most recent news tat happen in our sch... today is our chun ping bro bday,wonder will there b anymore interesting news happen on monday o not...
STAY TUNED........

Gossip 8: Heng Hwa lang

u must curios y dis gossip is going to talk abt the "heng hwa" ppl rite?
actuali the story is like dis....
during one of our MUET (masa untuk engkau tidur) lesson.. the teacher suddenly talk about the sch history... in the past,kch town no. 2 is smk stampin(if im not mistaken)..
the sch is full of gengster n r divided into 3 groups which are the heng hwa (most aggresive, even teachers n headmaster oso dun dare interupt), the malays & the bumi (most weak, owes get bully).
the sch at tat time is even more worst than wad ever happen at kch town no.1
the teacher may hav to risk tat their vehicles tyres may 'disappear' at any time... the car get scratch.... o even get punch by students at any time.. and the headmaster is like Bong jin XX (*u know who im say la...) just squeeze in the principal room n dun dare out... the interesting part is here... as most of the heng hwa ppl in the sch usually work part time job, so they owes slp in the class... and tats the same as yew seng who oso owes slp in the class n pretend tat he is not when get caught by us... for ur further info,yew seng is oso a heng hwa. from tat time onwards, kenneth known him as our 老大 beside as a god. he got many style tat we never discover b4.
1 of his secret technique is throw his bottle towards a gal n pretend to pick it up in front of her just 2 'bio' her.. o he will suddenly lay down n tie his shoes (although is tie properly).. once while we r doing the bio exp (the bugs preservation), he purposely go near the bushes tat r in front of the female toilet,when the babi come out saw him then they yell!!! (=.=) swt..... (duno wad is in the mind of him) besides tat,his walking style... waseh! rili ' ke leng ke si'... slide here slide there... for e.g while walking down the staircase, normal ppl used to walk to turn the body around,but he turn by sliding himself just like the ballet player... due to all dis weird attitude,he rili fulfill the requirement to become our 'big boss' in the sch. this heng hua ppl rili full of mystery...
for further mystery that hav been discovered abt dis heng hwa lang will be proposed in this blog in the future.. tats all.. (lazy to write liao)

Mouse dissection

Finali finish my exam n hav some free time to cont this blog....
but... dun read this blog if u r eating or u r going to hav meals... may cos uncomfortable feeling...
if any unez feeling.. dun blame me..

the most pic in the topic of my blog.....

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the week b4 exam, we did mouse dissection in our sch. (the most important part we go in form 6)

this are the mouse b4 we dissect them.. they r still moving around. maybe is early in the morning so they r not rili active..

this is the internal part of the mouse wif ribs n organs

this is my mouse tat i dissect. luks cute rite?? the ribs is ord get rid to observe the lungs n heart

(in more detail)

complete my dissection (*with help from paulinus although is individual work)

*daisy wif her mouse

our teacher, pn marie is showing the internal part of the mouse 4 chun ping

yew seng accidentally cut vessel of mouse n using cotton wool 2 clean it

chun ping n yew seng taking pic,but wad more important is the 1 beside them!! YA,tats rite! is kenneth. never see he so serious b4 le??

paulinus is bz dealing wif his mouse

michelle (*ops is micheal) ACTING to be serious...

dis gal u may duno, is cassie.. our classmate from somewher near sabah (*nicks 沙巴妹）

shirlyn wif stupid luks (*hahahaha)

observe this mouse carefully... after i dissect it,the heart is still working... (*miracle)

MSSR

today my sch was selected to organise the interschool sports day for primary sch. some of us r selected to duty...
we work till 5pm for today n i think i get sunburned.....
my hand differentiate into 2 colour....

these r the pic tat b4 we start our duty....

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just doing nth n having rubbish talk.... after tat we were bz talking n saving ppl... pic is not taken.

Gossip 7: heterosexual or homosexual??

this week got a very very big problem abt kenneth oh!!!
in the past, we know tat kenneth like lian sian as he just sit at the back of her in 5A....
in form 6,chun ping is sitting in front of kenneth.. (* u get wad i mean rite??)
is tat kenneth owes like the person who sit in front of him??
the story is like this....... just like usual,all the boys r sitting together (except chun ping cos im sitting at his seat so he just stand beside kenneth seat) n talking nonsense booming here n there.. (*dis time our new 'brother'=micheal wong oso join us) suddenly chun ping yell and we all luk at him.. we saw tat kenneth is hitting chun ping ass... (errr.... u know kenneth style la,after he did dis then he show off his 'chiko' face) then chun ping is blaming like a gal.... wah!! then we start to think of tat in the past lian sian was sitting just in front of kenneth then kenneth like her ord. now tat chun ping is sitting in front of him then he get uncontrol n fall in luv wif him?? OMG!!!!!
no wonder kenneth owes mention about chun ping sis n say her sis is not safe wif chun ping as kenneth owes assume tat chun ping is a pervert in front of us and ask chun ping sis 2 be kept by kenneth la.... the reason he do tat is becos he wan 2 get more chance to see chun ping n get closer.. (*swt..... LOL) [*just like wad ei jye like 2 say: "uncle lead siu mui mui to o o (dark dark) place]
in form 6,the relations is rili complicated n hard 2 understand ah!! after im in for 6,i jus know tat i was nth 2 compare as to them.... they r just sooooooooo......... UNLOGICAL & Im jus like a little kid in their world.

Alcohol year

this year try out some kind of alcohol tat i never try b4 . some of them taste rili nice but some is rili unavailable 4 teens....
this is the bacardi limon tat taste some kind of spicy n i dun rili like (vodka & chivas is better =p)

this is the alcohol tat i like the most cos it is sweet. it is mix from the milk(white colour) n coffee chocolate(black colour) with 15% of alcohol. is rili nice!!! taste it when u hav a chance as im here highly recommended to all of u.

Gossip 6: is HE or 'she'??

here is the new topic 4 form 6 student to discuss n is suggest to be discuss....
i hereby declare tat michelle wong is no more a female n 'her'(or can be describe as HIS) secret has been broke.... (*hehe!!!)
Nowaday we jus discover tat michelle wong is not a female but is a male instead (OMG... how can him keep dis for so long without being discovered by all of us??) he is pro... (*hehe!!)
his real name is micheal wong... the reason of dis is still under investigation... wondering why he wan to act as a female for so long... hmmm..... nowadays people heart is rili hard to predict.
this secret has been break when we r in the same group of MUET..
my group member was paulinus,kenneth,me n micheal....
according to prof kenneth lim,she tends to be like tat is becos of unbalanced diet. in the past,she may be a female... but now due to the unbalanced diet,she ate a lot of foods tat produce the male hormones, so she has turned to be a male?! (*wao!! the 1st person who can change sex by just eating,'he' can go take the nobel prize ord) the prove tat shown by prof kenneth is tat she has shown out all the physical characteristic of male instead of the female wan... (wooooo......!)
and now tat me n prof kenneth wandering tat when will the 2 eggs born the only huge egg there hatch to be the big 'BIRDIE'..... hmmm.....
everytin abt 'him' is still a mystery n under investigation by prof kenneth n prof paulinus.....
for further news... pls wait patiently for the furthest report..
authorised by,
reporter CHIA

Gossip 5: The gossip returns...

as the sch reopen,of cos got news to gossip agn liao lo!! (*hahaha!!!)
today at sch we lean abt biology (circulation of heart).... chun ping,yew seng n paulinus r in 1 group to draw the heart... then ,kenneth go join them n talk nonsense instead of helping his group (kenneth is 1 group wif me n michelle wong).. we r asked to do presentation...
after i done my part, i oso go kepo kepo wif them.. (as we r the onli 5 boys in the class)
when i reeach them,i heard they r talking about wher the heart located.. paulinus say the heart in located at the breast... then av1 put their hand on the breast (of cos is not there but near there)
then i try to ask who duno wher the breast located,i will try to show them by using my hand (*hehe... u know wad i mean la!!) XD
after laughing,then kenneth state tat yew seng is diff n is located at his ass.. (*if u all still remember tat we say yew seng is our god) this giv me a image of yew seng while he is sitting... [up n down ,up n down]... (*u get wad i mean la..) then how abt now le??(at tat time yew seng was sitting calmly on the chair wifout up n down) kenneth say god can stop his heart from continuous pumping... tat means his heart doesnt move at all. zzzz.....
talk til here,kenneth ask yew seng of keep going to toilet 4 wad le,sure he has a diff urine than us... he say he has blood as his urine... tat make kenneth think of the menstruation of female... but yew seng is diff... come everyday jus like urine （人家是月经，他是天经，因为他每天在家念太多经） as u know,he is god, sure read a lot of bible...
until here,we r stop by teacher cos we make too loud noise and asked to present liao...
no pic taken.... next time post up funny pic ig i can catch any.....

last day of 2008

At first i still tot will finish my last day of 2008 at home wif com. But finali i decide to out wif ning jian to hav fun...
In the half way,i met up wif teck siong them,so i just folo teck siong's car. (*ning jian go pub agn)
then we go boulevard to countdown... is a very happy night cos meet up wif this old frens! haha...

taking pic at boulevard...
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this pic luks more cool

fireworks at boulevard....

a lovely snowman

lovely snowman with mamum inside....

the mamum contain inside the the snowman stomach (*i ate some ord... Haha)

mamum with snowman

this is the lovely gal who giv me this present... adorable rite??
she is till single and waiting for handsome boy to come chase her at swimburne oh!!!
hehe.... for further info. pls log on to www.heavy-headed gal.com

My Birthday Nite...

this is the present i love the most among all of them (of cos i oso like others)
thx to sze nee,ah tak,ling ming n ning jian!!
my birthday cake looks after my face crush on it.. ZZZ... (ning jian did tat)
this jason is pushing the candle in to trick me so tat he can crush my face on cake


hmm,forget wad im pointing at liao but seems like blaming. hehe

X'mas is coming

christmas is near, BUT my BIRTHDAY is NEARER!!!! (hahaha)
actually i never receive any x'mas present from any1 becos my family doesnt celebrate this fest.
but i did receive my first present from a gal last year and is the onli present. i was happy and satisfy wif the present. Although the present tat she give me is not an object or anything,but... i rili like it. it was my happiest x'mas among my life. however,the present is gone by now,but i still appreciate it as well. i remember every scene of tat present when i receive it,every dialogue is still clearly state in my mind. no matter wad... it has GONE already. wandering how am i going to pass my dis year X'mas... will i still hav some shock like las year??
BUT wad more important is my bday!!! is nearer than X'mas! (*ps to all reader: remember my bday present!!) =p

Gossip 4

大家一定很好奇以我的性格怎么会没有我在内呢？（当然本尊怎么会在自己的部落格亏自己呢？）*哈哈哈哈哈！
不过为了公平，我还是会说一些啦。。。。
If i wana talk bat myself,sure relate to my senior (upper 6).
u noe wad,from the 1st day till my holidays in sch,i hav been rape by them either physically & mentally for infinite times. i remember the 1st time i went to the physic stream class of upper 6,i duno tat there is store in the class.... suddenly irwin invite me to come in and say he got something to show me,by the time i get in,their 'operation' begin!! first,tsu shin try to catch me and stop me from escape( u noe how big tsu shin body size liao lo,how am i going to fight back??),then xiong ba come and join in to catch my leg and bring me to store. haha! they got their prey ord.... then all of them come in to bully me (this include Eugene, Khin wee, Irwin, Xiong ba, Chee lim, Kok hua[bio stream], &......) wahlao!! tats remind me of how ah seng acts in the past! and this cos me phobia for quite a few weeks.....
they rili siao de, while in the store,they untie my tie,open my button and even touch here n there (没了没了，什么都被摸光了） luckily im just a men,if im a female sure go report police ord!
i think u can imagine their face at that time by now... their face looks more pervert than the usual pervert!
when times go on.... everything get better ord. i din get rape so frequent ord. i was said to be safe after once i ever treat tsu shin a snack. then he is my "buddy" ord and im safe cos i got dis 大哥support me liao (*hiak hiak!)
i oso learn 1 thing from Eugene and chee lim(志林姐姐）[tats wad they call him although he is a male,cos he is so soft]. they ask me to look forward at jay chow and take him as idol not becos of he is famous,handsome or talented... But is becos he dun like wear underwear!!! SWT....
they still ask me join their group not to wear underwear .... u can see the prove from my friendster comment. =p

Blessing

To my dear sis,Cindy Chia...
here is a bless from ur bro to u,
please take gud k of urself at there.
Dun stress urself too much and make sure u are always healthy,
nothing can be done well without a healthy body.
By the way,when u r sick,
there is always someone who is worried abt u.
this include ur bro and of cos my future 'bro in law'
remember take medicine tat 'bro in law' giv u on time.
So,please take care ya!
wish u all the best for this sem. and i wan to meet my sis in a healthy cond. during CNY!!

Gossip 3

here come the 3rd part.......
hmmmm.... someday in the extra class of math during the sch holiday,kenneth suddenly ask me wana join his bro to go St. john mountain climbing event or not(the date im not sure ord n is not important), so.. i ask him who got go... wad he ans me is just all the member of St john in kch town no.1 Those junior i dun noe them well,by the way i never climb mount. santubong so i just ask izit hard to climb or not. kenneth said is hard for Daisy to climb onli... is an easy job for me.
(*here come the important part) "BUT,do u think is it so hard for Daisy to climb meh?"i replied.
when daisy climb half way,the tragedy happen at sze chuan will occured again in kch,s'wak ,mount. santubong. (hahaha) the mount santubong will collapse and turn into a bump at the road onli (kenneth said). as we all noe,chun ping's car KD1010Q has a very gud 'so ba'( duno how spell), so his car can just pass over and we considered finish the climbing ord. so,there will be no more mount santubong at kch ord,it has been changed the name to mount Daisy pham..

*EXTRA=do u noe why i suddenly talk about chun ping's car just now? here the story.
cos daisy has been said as some1 related to chun ping, so kenneth say chun ping sure owes bring her go around in the car and causing the car shaking in somewhere dark. XD u get wad i mean rite? as the 'so ba' of chun ping can withstand the weight of daisy,so.... we consider that his 'so ba' is extra ordinary and cant be found in others car... hahahaha

Gossip 2

As wad u see from the pic,ya... He is the main character for today's gossip! XD
do u ever see a 'god' smile? this is our math god in form 6 since he ever get the highest marks of math in the class who leave a big gap with the second... so paulinus named him as 老腰神。 It is also believe that this pic can help us to avoid being disturb by the 'gud fren' in the ghost month of the chinese calender (kenneth said) hahaha..... (tats why i save this pic)
ok now,here come the gossip. he is related with ong min ann. their relations are husband n wife. u wan noe why? this is because ming ann birthday is on 15 july (not chinese calender but we assume it as is),so a ppl born in ghost month pair up with a god. (*gud rite?) this is still not the onli reason they pair up! during ming ann birthday,they go celebrate with her,(include yew seng of cos) [*i din go la], they trap yew seng and ming ann alone to hav lunch in KFC (they go around have some walk)... so then thats how they are being 'suan'...
furthermore,ming ann also said to be pregnant as she say she feel wana vomit in a few days later after ming ann birthday. Ohhhhhhhh!!! cant think of others except yew seng of cos la!!! then here come the 5th generation of the Lau's family! hahaha!!!
as just now we known yew seng as god,so u know wad is the name of his son ord rite?
ya thats rite!!! the name of his son is Jesus Lau (sry to all christian,we just kidding). therefore,ming ann also name as Mary Ong (mother mary) [sry again to all christian]automatically. hiak hiak.....
paiseh...hav something to do liao.... cont again someday in the future

Gossip....

since im really start my holidays.. i would like to start the gossip in my sch.
as u all know,not much of our fren is at form 6,so i can state their gossip 1 by 1.. (hiak hiak!!)
so lets start with chun ping.. (the most famous and wif most gossip)
hmmm... people who pairs with chun ping is a lot and complicated ah!! this can only be truly shown by a food web.. zzzzzz
the first girl is shirlyn tan.. i heard tat chun ping like her?? i duno is tat real o not,but they also said shirlyn know tat! (is he still like cindy??) *sry sis :p by the way,chun ping always sent her back from sch everyday.. (is tat how they start?)
the next gal is daisy pham. (we give a nick as '小龙女') of cos is give by me n kenneth la. muahahaha. she also has another nick is 月亮。 u wan noe why? this all because of jong thin thin set a trap for chun ping to step in. the story is like this,once in a St. john meeting, we r having rest. of cos,all the boys r having chat together. suddenly,thin thin ask chun ping to come and ask him to look at the opposite site of her,(tat time daisy is sitting at the opposite site of thin thin), and u know wad? she is sitting wif her legs widely open and chun ping saw it!!! (hahahaha) by tat time, only chun ping saw it, after tat we all consider that chun ping saw the private part ord. me n kenneth therefore name the her as moon (*cos the shape of our buttock is more alike the moon) hehe... we r bad rite?
now is for the nick of 小龙女。 hmmm,actually is like this,our bio teacher named Pn. Marie.
but kenneth named her as MARIA (* not maid ha!!)(more like the slim body company that situate at BDC near the roundabout there). then we say that if daisy go there, HUAAAAA!!!!! sure will be as slim as the 小龙女from china. there is also one time chun ping and daisy say something about the tuition fee,but u noe la, wad we suddenly heard from them is RM6OO per month... haha! then we said tat chun ping pay that much money to 包daisy that from china. haha!!! so,everytime daisy din attend the class,we will assume chun ping din buy the air ticket for daisy to fly to m'sia or she miss the plane.. hiak hiak!!
after tat,is goh hui ping.u noe wad? kenneth say is hard to differentiate chun ping,hui ping,sung ping,ye ping,siaw ping...... why so many ping? hmmm.... u noe why we say tat chun ping wif hui ping? i think is about early in the july or august,wahlao!! as we noe hui ping is very quite wan rite? but in form 6,she is not like tat... she is just so aggresive oh!! but she only will treat chun ping so温柔... eeeeee.... she even 撒娇to chun ping... (ppl who at there by tat time has all the fur in the hand all stood up!!) but..now everything past wif time,nth interesting to say between them after tat ord.
now,we talk about kenneth. hmm... his case more special,he has related with the teacher at my sch de who name Eillen goh (she is quite pretty n young but she is ord married). u noe wad,everytime when Pn eillen got something to tell us,she wont straight find us or the class monitor,she onli sms to kenneth onli!!she is just so close to kenneth. And wad more interesting is,kenneth also got sms with her to chat during free time.. *swt...
so,u noe la... hehe... nowaday,tat teacher is pregnant,we still think will tat baby belong to her husband or...... (*hiak hiak,u noe wad i mean la) =p
now is chai sheng chen. hmm,i heard from shirlyn tan them said tat she likes chun ping. (wad? chun ping agn!! tats why i say onli food web can clearly state their relationship ah) haha... after tat,i oso realise tat sheng chen always try to get close wif chun ping. Everytime when test paper giv back or when homework tat is more difficult,she will find chun ping at the first time for sure!
try to get comfort from chun ping.. hmm.... quite complicated rite? heee heeee....
ok... is quite tired of typing ord,i think u ppl oso get tired of reading ord rite? now hav a rest 1st, the next part will be coming soon.... XD

Bad

this bad, tat bad, everything is bad to me.....
today... is a special day for me. It has been 1 year since my granma pass away(in chinese calender).
everything was just like happen yesterday... every scene is clearly recorded in my memory...
the way she treat me,at my home,chat wif me........
i miss her,my grandma! duno where is she now,wad is she doing,how is she.....
where will a person be after dead?? I.... I... I rili hope to know how is she now...
Granma... are u ok? hav u get used wif the condition u r now?
Do u noe.... Do u noe tat ur grandson is MISSING u,Granma!!!

Silmilarity

haiz... today not feeling so well...
fee wana sick ord,so no much thing to write...
here is onli a qns to all who read dis blog
你觉得刘培燕和伊能静是不是很像？？？
pls leave ur comment..

today i omos involve in an accident cos of tat stupid yew seng!!!
he likes to play in the road.... he rili make me mad today!!!
after my extra class at sch,all of us drive back as usual,but today i drive to sch.
however,tat yew seng slow down every time he turn into another road. hey,there r cars coming from the opposite site ok!!!!! so i try go get over him,who noes he make an emergency break for no purpose!!! luckily i able to control,if i miss press the accelerator,sure crush! i was in a hurry because i nid to pee.... n he still play!!! wao!! LAU YEW SENG,i hereby declare u r done 4 ur form 6 life!!! if i dun suan u n fool u, im not CHIA CHOON HIUNG!!!!!!!!
hmmm...but,after going hav a movie wif the wild cat(sam) n silence killer (amito)...
my mood change better ord... a lot better!!
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!
SHE LIKES TO MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT
WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
HE LIKES TO MMMOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE IT!!!
thank you for choosing "air penguin" cos we owes hav a crush landing n efficient parasuits.
muahahahahahahaha